Fannie Mae Got a Sense of Humor

Ok this really has nothing to do with Fannie Mae, or anything else financial aside from the fact that this ..Fanny is actually a bank! This is super tasteless and I don’t usually post anything like this but I found it hilarious, especially the description provided by Dillyeo’s marketing team.. Have a read:

Drop some loot to hear him toot!
When I was just a young one, I had a lot of trouble saving my coins, and I think it’s because I never had a piggy bank. But this goes a step above. This is great for kids, teens and adults. The Fanny bank is really quite simple. Put money in his butt, and he farts. It’s the perfect blend of practicality and entertainment.
Not only that, but there’s also the chance that when your friends come over to party – sorry if you have no friends, believe me I understand – they’ll drop coins in just to hear your Fanny Bank fart. It’s the perfect way to kill an awkward silence or break the ice, and also to quickly build your piles and piles of change.

I have kids and there is nothing funnier to a kid than a toot, believe me. So teach your kids how to save money with this great piggy bank!

(if you actually want to purchase this product, you can find it for sale here at this gag gift shop)

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Fanny Bank

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Say hello to some guy’s butt. There’s not much you need to know about him besides that when you drop coins in, he farts. It’s the perfect way to entertain guests (or let guests entertain themselves) and save money. Not only that, but kids and teens love it too, and it can teach them that saving money can be fun. Check out the the Fanny Bank today. No, not that kind of “check out.”

Drop some loot to hear him toot!

When I was just a young one, I had a lot of trouble saving my coins, and I think it’s because I never had a piggy bank. But this goes a step above. This is great for kids, teens and adults. The Fanny bank is really quite simple. Put money in his butt, and he farts. It’s the perfect blend of practicality and entertainment.

Not only that, but there’s also the chance that when your friends come over to party – sorry if you have no friends, believe me I understand – they’ll drop coins in just to hear your Fanny Bank fart. It’s the perfect way to kill an awkward silence or break the ice, and also to quickly build your piles and piles of change.